The anticipated release of the whimsical dating simulator Date Everything! has been postponed from its original launch date of October 24 to Valentine’s Day 2025. This announcement came from the developers, Team17 and Sassy Chap Games, who aim to deliver a unique gaming experience that combines romance with an absurd twist. Fans looking forward to this bizarre title will now have to wait a bit longer for its arrival.
At its core, Date Everything! presents itself as a conventional dating simulator with dialogue choices and voiced characters. However, its standout feature lies in its absurd premise, where players can pursue romantic relationships with everyday household items using magical glasses called the “Dateviator.” This concept adds a layer of humor and intrigue to the dating sim genre, inviting players to explore a whimsical world.
The game boasts a variety of dateable objects, each with its own unique personality and storyline. Players can engage with characters like “Harper,” the fiery laundry hamper, and “Hoove,” the hunky vacuum cleaner. Additionally, there’s “Doug,” a shirtless embodiment of existential dread.
While these options may seem unconventional, they provide a fresh take on dating scenarios, contrasting sharply with the often monotonous offerings of current dating apps laden with microtransactions.
Upon release, Date Everything! will be available on multiple platforms, including Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC. Players will need to navigate dialogue branches carefully, as their choices can lead to different relationship outcomes—Love, Friend, or Hate—with each decision influencing the overarching narrative.
As players decide between the charming lamp or the towel dressed like Liberace, the game promises a quirky and engaging experience filled with unexpected turns.